rock my 2D (or 3D, if you prefer)

BINK BONK BOINK! DESPISES VIDEO (I WILL PUNT YOU IF YOU DON'T UNBAN ME FROM THE SERVER)

MY ACCOMPLISHMENTS:

• BEING BETTER THAN BLECK
• BEING BETTER THAN BOWSER
• BREAKING A PLUMBER'S NOSE

I AM "POGGING" AS THE KIDS SAY

WHY DO SO MANY PEOPLE LOVE ME? I HATE YOU ALL

WHY I'M BETTER THAN BLECK

• I'M NOT DEAD (CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIEF I SUPPOSE)
• I HAVE BEATEN UP CHILDREN (THEY HIT ME FIRST)
• I AM BETTER IN GENERAL
• I HAVE A COOL MASK (LAME-O DOESN'T)
• I KILLED MR. L, NOT HIM
• HE TOOK THE CREDIT FOR LITERALLY EVERYTHING I'VE EVER DONE

WHY I'M BETTER THAN BOWSER

• I DON'T GO AFTER PETTY GOALS (LIKE KIDNAPPING A PRINCESS) SCOFF
• I HAVE A COOL MASK (LAME-O DOESN'T)
• HE HAS BEATEN UP CHILDREN BUT NO MORE THAN 1
• HE HAS NEVER BEEN EVICTED FROM A CASTLE (STUCK-UP PRETENTIOUS ASSHAT)
• I AM THE BETTER EVIL GUY

NO

AND IF I DON'T?

I MAY BE A VILLAIN BUT THAT'S FUCKED UP

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